programmer’s love stroy :p

একজন programmer প্রপোজ করার জন্য তার
Notepad++ এ যা টাইপ করে
# include “STD ISD PCO.h”
#include “love.h”
# define Cute
beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf(“100%”,&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf(“I Love U”);
scanf(“100%”,&reply);
}
if(reply == “GAALI”)
main(); /* go back and repeat
the process */
else if(reply ==“SANDAL “)
exit(1);
else if(reply == “I Love U”)
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof
(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;time +=0.001)


kiss = kiss+1;


}


free(lover);


return(home);


if(time ==9.30)


goto pub;


pub:


{


friends++;


party++;


booze++;


smoke++;


if(pub.close())


{


pay->bill;


come->out;


}


}


if (highly->intoxicated)


goto friendsroom;


else


{


sweetpan++;


polo++;


goto home;


}


friendsroom:


{


goto sleep;


}


home:


{


if(mom.shouts())


{


reason=(combinedstudy ||


projectwork ||


friendsbday);


say->reason;


}


if(dad.shouts())


shut->yourmouth;


call->lover;


if(phone->voice==(lover_dad-


>voice ||


lover_mom->voice))


{


hang++;


}


else if(phone->voice==lover-


>voice)


{


for


(time=12:30;time +=0.001)


{


say->ILuvU;


scanf(“100%”,&reply); /* “I


Love U” already


stored in reply */


}


}


goto sleep;


}


sleep:


{


*(dream)=love;


}


}

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Ainul Islam munna. student.living in Chittagong, Bangladesh. fan of technology, photography, and music.interested in cricket and travel.

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