sex

#‎Before‬ sex, you help each other get naked.
After sex, you dress only yourself..
Moral: In life no one helps you, once you’re fucked.
‪#‎Success‬ is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
‪#‎What‬ is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
#3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!
‪#‎Life‬ is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
‪#‎Practical‬ thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life…….
‪#‎According‬ To William Sexpear A Drunk Guy Is A Liability, But A Drunk Girl Is An Asset.
(Collected)

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Ainul Islam munna. student.living in Chittagong, Bangladesh. fan of technology, photography, and music.interested in cricket and travel.

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